Zebra Is Impeached On Charges Of Low Intelligence. Charges Are Proven True. 

By the Hat.

According to anonymous sources within parliament, many of which voted against zebra, zebra has officially been proven to be of incredibly low intelligence. This dismally low intelligence has inspired a bipartisan movement to remove him and replace him with a better candidate.

Hunter, the Third Lord of the Admiralty, has stated that, “There can be no doubts about Zebra’s stupidity. It has been scientifically, linguistically, mathematically, and logically proven that he is of dismal intelligence. As such, it is our duty to remove him. We thank all our supporters from both parties who helped us accomplish this long-term goal: to remove this member of parliament.”

Experts predict that Zebra will be reappointed back to parliament in a week or so. Both parties have prepared their bills, as they much pass as many bills as possible in that week.

We are looking for further updates. Stay tuned.