Bear is Stupid. And no, we didn't receive money from Nekro's Lobbyists.

Of all the most stupid, idiotic leaders in existence, Bear is by far the absolute Worst. There can be not the slightest shadow of a doubt about this.

Here are some of the horrible, terrible things done by Bear:

1. Bear has abolished the people's treasury, the stronghold of democracy.

This should be an obvious one. The People's Treasury is the stronghold of all democracy and democratic procedures. You see, this treasury takes money away from the rich and puts it to government use. You see, in the Waterfall's Throne, some rich people had homes, and others did not. Since some had homes and others did not, the people who had homes were not being fair. So, the people's treasury took away everyone's money, and even their homes. Therefore, everyone was equal, and everyone was (mostly) happy.

But then, Bear took away all that money, and then even dropped taxes! You see, now the rich people didn't have to pay so many taxes. This is unfair. I even saw people with houses in the Waterfall's Throne! They did not understand that there were so many people without them.

2. Bear has defunded the government.

Bear does not understand simple economics. There is absolutely no way to run a government without less than a thousand dragon coins. You need to pay officials, pay for welfare, give free healthcare, and give thousands away for free. There are also those officials that make sure that people do not walk among the flowers, that people go precisely the correct paths, and for making sure people have ration cards. 

Bear has also fired 10,000 of Mr. Nekro's employees. They lived in well-earned mansions, and kept law and order, by telling people exactly what to do, and making sure that the countless regulations were followed. This is all vital for democracy. Bear, though, has practically destroyed democracy by diverting all these funds to the police. He literally claimed that "we need more police than regulators." He doesn't understand anything. Only the most stupid person on earth (like Bear) does not know that if the government is confined to enforcing laws and cannot diversify their approach by also changing their behavior to suit the occasion, even if it goes against laws, it is practically the doom of law and order.

3. Bear has obliterated the economy and safety of the Waterfall's Throne.

If you don't believe me, look at this graph. It explains everything.
Credit: Mr. Nekro campaign, 1235. Completely factual, and not in any way fabricated for personal gain. Quoted by the Porvalatvian News Agency LLC. Not to be reproduced, unless in a way supportive of Mr. Nekro




As you can see, everything during Bear's tenure took a downward trend. Everything. This is the person who wants you to vote for him. Someone who has practically destroyed the Waterfall's Throne.

4. Bear is really, really bad

Look at this graph:
Credit: Mr. Nekro campaign, 1235. Completely factual, and not in any way fabricated for personal gain. Quoted by the Porvalatvian News Agency LLC. Not to be reproduced, unless in a way supportive of Mr. Nekro





As we can see, Bear is 20 times as stupid as Mr. Nekro, while the latter is 24 times as smart, 11 times as competent, and 6 times as much of a leader as Bear. When you factor in the two other candidates, they are certainly better than Bear, but fall short of the excellence of Mr. Nekro.

As such, we believe that voting for Bear is extremely dangerous.

One more thing. We did not receive any money from Mr. Nekro's lobbyists to say this. That bag of coins that they handed over was not really money, it was... a tip, just a tip. And no, we do not change our news reporting due to bribery, which, as you know, we would never accept. What would you expect from your most trusted news source, which always gives 100% factual information?

We will be posting further updates. Stay posted.

Comments

  1. Oh yes you did! You received millions of cavern coins from Mr. Nekro.

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  2. This is the Mantle, from the Midnight Dagger, your main competition. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. The captions under the graphs tell me all I need to know.

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  3. This is Mr. Kaiser, the Editor in Chief of the Portvalatvian Times. This is thoroughly accurate. We did not receive a single penny from lobbyists, and all of our vast assets come from donations.

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  4. "This article raises serious concerns about bias in reporting. The language used to describe Bear is extremely one-sided, with terms like 'absolute Worst' and exaggerated claims about 'destroying democracy.' Additionally, the graph presented lacks transparency, using subjective categories like 'Stupidity' and 'Competency' without any clear data sources. It’s difficult to take the conclusions seriously when there’s an obvious attempt to promote Mr. Nekro, especially with repeated assurances that no money came from lobbyists—statements that feel defensive rather than transparent. A balanced, factual approach would serve readers far better than this type of inflammatory reporting."

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    1. The Portvalatvian Times is one of those news sources that people only read because it appears in their mailbox. Seriously?

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  5. The person who disagreesNovember 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM

    I disagree.

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    1. Sir, this ridiculous comment has proven that you are being ridiculous. Cease and Desist! You are obviously part of the anti bear establishment.

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  7. I am very suspicious of those graphs. How on earth can anyone--regardless of how bad they are--completely destroy the economy in only 5 days?? And what do those numbers on the vertical side of the graph even mean anyway???? And how in the world did they manage to calculate Bear's stupidity--did they call him and ask him how stupid he was?

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    1. I object to your objection to this graph.

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    2. The Otherwordly HistorianJanuary 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM

      Well, in another world known as planet Earth, in a country known as the United States, the stock market plummeted in just one day. So it's totally possible.

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    3. But probably the ENTIRE economy wasn't destroyed in such a short period of time...

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