Opinion: Bear Won because he was a carnivore.

You know, any person with half a brain knows that Bear is completely anti-herbivore, anti-omnivore, anti-cold-blood, anti-reptile, and anti-insect. He just cares about Billionbears like himself. His whole campaign was just funded by one Billionbear (himself.) There were a few minor contributions from others, like a hundred million dragon coins from all parts of the country, but still, it really does not matter. Bear's massive amount of insect supporters was mostly misinformed. Everyone knows they are oppressed, which is why Mr. Nekro is needed to fix this oppression. Some ask why he didn't fix it before. Well, that is because Mr. Nekro needs to win the election to fix it first, and then afterwards.

But anyway, these misinformed ants, beetles, spiders, fireflies, ladybugs, butterflies, dragonflies, and bumblebees all voted for Bear, showcasing their extremely misinformed anti-insect bias. Whyever would an insect vote against insects is a mystery.

The Pounder-grounder's behavior, though, is inexcusable. They, of all people, should know Bear's radical anti-herbivore bias, especially considering that the pounder-grounders are almost exclusively herbivores. Instead, they sent in millions of votes for Bear. The obviously hate herbivores as much as he does. And anyway, why do they think they know anything about herbivores? Mr. Nekro, who, though not exactly an herbivore, has studied herbivores, is definitely more experienced with the struggles of Herbivores than the Herbivores are. 

But, after all Mr. Nekro's campaigning, megaphone-shouting, taxpayer threatening, and apocalyptic predictions, these extremely brainwashed pounder-grounders voted for Bear. It is so ridiculous, to think that after all the counter-brainwashing brainwashing Mr. Nekro tried to use (all for the good of society), they STILL were brainwashed enough to vote for Bear.

Some ask how the Pounder-grounder were brainwashed, considering that Bear used only a hundredth of the number of rallies in the savanna as Mr. Nekro did. Simple. Bear was too propagandistically appealing to popular sentiment, due to his annoying former pounder-grounder team, such as Elephant and Monkey.

As well as this horrid brainwashing, all done despite the best counter-brainwashing brainwashing that Mr. Nekro undertook, Bear also won the Waterfall's Throne. According to the schedule, this city was supposed to vote for Mr. Nekro. Instead, well, they did not. Bear must have spread a lot of propaganda during his month of governorship of that city, to make them vote for him! He managed to deceive them into thinking that he was somehow making their lives better. We know that the Waterfall's Throne had a supposedly better quality of life, and how every single citizen claims that they had lower costs, lower taxes, practically no crime, and much more relaxing weeks. But they are obviously misinformed: why do they dare think that they know more about their lives than we do, we, who are the most unbiased source on the planet, and do not ever accept lobbyist donations, ever, not even that bag of gold that they sent over two weeks ago.

Perhaps most embarrassing, Bear won Port City. He won because of two things: 1. Zebra 2. Oscar 3. Misinformation 4. Pro-carnivore bias. Bear is so ridiculous, to an absurd level. All the Port City residents did not understand that Bear had promised to burn down Port City in fire and ashes on his first day of Presidency. Now we know that Bear has denied it, but no sensible person believes that Bear knows more about his comments than we do.

As such, we believe that Bear won the election due to his carnivorous mammal status. And no, we did not receive a single gold coin from Mr. Nekro's lobbyists, not even when they sent over that bag of gold, with a label saying, "Please write the following article: 'Opinion: Bear Won because he was a carnivore.'"