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What??? I thought this was a pro-Bear news source....
ReplyDeleteI thought so, too.
DeleteThe goblin-troll, Tommy from Michigan, strikes again.
DeleteThis is totally outrageous! If it was someone who wasn't crazy about Bear that wrote it, I wouldn't have minded, but Tiger, of all people? This is ridiculous!!
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't clear enough. Some people might have thought that he was only partially bad, not totally bad. Also, the editorial board was so cowardly and timid that they bowed to the pressure and apologized. Pathetic.
DeleteYou should fire the person who made this awful mistake. This is unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteSCANDOLOUS! EXCOMMUNICATE TIGER!!! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT SUPPORT BEAR IS A FANATIC THAT MUST BE DEALT WITH!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOur deepest apologies. One of our staff members, who secretly worked for Zebra, somehow got this published. He is fired, and we published a corrected version.
ReplyDeleteHe certainly should have been fired. And you should have known in the first place that he was working for Zebra; he probably had a terribly low IQ just like Zebra did, and pretended he knew everything
DeleteEveryone, declare your allegiance to Bear, or you are one of Zebra's cronies, like Tommy from Michigan.
Deletewhy do you keep talking about Tommy from Michigan? You've only met him today, man...
DeleteTommy from Michigan is so annoying. He literally acts like Bear does not Exist!
DeleteHere's MY version of the poem:
ReplyDeleteBear is bad, Terrible. Horrible. Nasty. Dreadful. Awful. Appalling. Horrifying. Abominable. Abhorrent. Frightful. Hideous. Ghastly. Hateful. Unspeakable. Sickening. Heinous. Vile. Grevious. Distressing. Lamentable. Egregious. Excruciating. UnBEARable. Wicked. Wretched. Yucky. Beastly. Creepy. Disgusting. Egregious. Foul. Ghastly. Grizzly. Hideous. Horrid. Infernal. Loathsome. Nasty. Obscene. Outrageous. Repellent. Shocking. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
and it is kind of sad
Bear has bad policy, Terrible. Horrible. Nasty. Dreadful. Awful. Appalling. Horrifying. Abominable. Abhorrent. Frightful. Hideous. Ghastly. Hateful. Unspeakable. Sickening. Heinous. Vile. Grevious. Distressing. Lamentable. Egregious. Excruciating. UnBEARable. Wicked. Wretched. Yucky. Beastly. Creepy. Disgusting. Egregious. Foul. Ghastly. Grizzly. Hideous. Horrid. Infernal. Loathsome. Nasty. Obscene. Outrageous. Repellent. Shocking. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad policies
and it is quite an atrocity.
I don't mean to be rude,
but I'm not in a good mood.
Bear is annoying, Terrible. Horrible. Nasty. Dreadful. Awful. Appalling. Horrifying. Abominable. Abhorrent. Frightful. Hideous. Ghastly. Hateful. Unspeakable. Sickening. Heinous. Vile. Grevious. Distressing. Lamentable. Egregious. Excruciating. UnBEARable. Wicked. Wretched. Yucky. Beastly. Creepy. Disgusting. Egregious. Foul. Ghastly. Grizzly. Hideous. Horrid. Infernal. Loathsome. Nasty. Obscene. Outrageous. Repellent. Shocking. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
and if you find this poem boring,
Just bear with me,
And you will see,
Bear is bad, Terrible. Horrible. Nasty. Dreadful. Awful. Appalling. Horrifying. Abominable. Abhorrent. Frightful. Hideous. Ghastly. Hateful. Unspeakable. Sickening. Heinous. Vile. Grevious. Distressing. Lamentable. Egregious. Excruciating. UnBEARable. Wicked. Wretched. Yucky. Beastly. Creepy. Disgusting. Egregious. Foul. Ghastly. Grizzly. Hideous. Horrid. Infernal. Loathsome. Nasty. Obscene. Outrageous. Repellent. Shocking. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
And it is quite sad.
Of all poetries that lack poeticism, this is the worst.
DeleteThat's hardly a poem. And way too long. And where do you even get those words from??
DeleteOf all nonsensical nonsenses that lack sense, sensibility, and rationality, this is the most nonsensical, the least rational, the least sensible, and the absolute peak of nonsense.
DeleteI agree with you Stop This Nonsensical Nonsense. This is Nonsensical.
DeleteI agree with your agreement, which directly agrees to myself.
DeleteTommy from Michigan is worse than Bearisbad
ReplyDeleteHey stop calling my friend Tommy from Michigan bad
Deleteanyone who calls Tommy from Michigan bad is bad
DeleteSammy from California is even worse! I cannot think of anyone, save Mr. Nekro himself, that is a fuller incarnation of worseness.
DeleteHey, are you now calling me bad
DeleteAnd worseness is worse than the worst thing that worseness is not
DeleteThe Picture Smasher is either one of two things: 1. A loyal Bear supporter 2. A crony of Tommy from Michigan. If you want the former, declare your allegiance to Bear immediately.
Deleteto declare a declaration of alleging allegiance is not necessarily in itself a true allegiance that was so truly declared
Deleteevery one is bad and it is quiet sad who ever will be called a...a...achOO or picture smasher now all those people are the trolls including Monkey
DeleteJimmy from Maine is so terrible, that he must be Mr. Nekro
Deletewait...are you calling ME a troll?! The audacity of such audacious insults...quite.
Deletehelp... everyone calls me a troll and I can not bear it anyone help..
DeleteYou actually are bad, and it is quite sad.
DeleteMr. Nekro is bad and it is quite sad
DeleteI don't mean to be rude but I am not in a good mood
Mr. Nekro is annoying and if you find this poem quite boring
just bear with me and you will see
that Mr. Nekro is bad and it is quite sad. waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tommy from Michigan/sammy from california is bad,
Deletean it is quite sad
Tommy from Michigan/sammy from california has bad policies
and it is quite an atrocity
I don't mean to be rude,
but i'm not in a good mood.
Tommy from Michigan/sammy from california is annoying,
and if you find this poem boring,
just bear with me,
and you will see,
Tommy from Michigan/sammy from california is bad,
and it is quite sad.
Bear help someone is calling me a troll
Deletepleassssssssse
DeleteMonkey, calm down. I invite you all to dinner.
Deletereally I have a stuffed mince meat pie drenched with spices
DeletePoor Tommy...
ReplyDeleteIndeed. He is poor and would make a good Bologna Sandwich. I feel almost sorry for him. Maybe with a few peaches, a few peas, and a few tasty slices of ham, we could make him a dish to be proud of.
DeleteI don't believe this is very civilized language. And, excuse me...even if this WERE the case, he would be better of baked into one of my buffalo pies...
DeleteNo one, no one at all, cooks better than my cookery! I'll put the Bakish Baker into my Carabelle sandwich! I'll stuff him in a roasted cabbage-stuffed turkey-pie!
DeleteAnd I'll cook YOU into my mincing meat cake topped with roasted chips...you, you half-wit, dim-wit scoundrel!
DeleteI'll turn you into a barista cabbage pie with sausage, you Ravaioli!
DeleteYou Pancake!
DeleteYou machanmoni....I'll mince you into teeny tiny pieces and cooked you into my famous Tolando tomato soup with peppers...you meatball!
Deleteyou cheesy sausage!
DeleteMoustachili mustaroni maki taco! Maki smaki soroasiff serpentine dragon-sauce! Dragonfish tuna with Narkish pudding on the side! I'll turn you to salsa and celery!
DeleteMr. Bear, will you very kindly fire this potato-and-zuchinni nonsense...topped with mashtatelli?? He doesn't deserve to be your chief.
DeleteHe can't even speak proper English
DeleteOh Yes I can! Moustahligil taki tanimaiti ohama panama sausage, with buttered ice and cream! Hills of berrries and nonsenical apples, tasty narkish cream! Dragoned tails covered with signature salsa!
Deleteyou're crazy, man....
DeleteHello to you all! I hear that food has been flying, and it is getting rather messy in my kitchen. Why not I hire both of you as my chef?
DeleteYou are the most decisive, unrealistic chef I've ever seen. You know what? You don't deserve to be in one of my premium pies either...you ice-cream-topped hamburger-like lasagna!
DeleteNow be nice and say sorry to each other, like good chefs.
DeleteI am so sorry, Bakish Baker! I am sorry I called you a Moustahligil taki tanimaiti ohama panama sausage, with buttered ice and cream, Hills of berrries and nonsenical apples, tasty narkish cream, Dragoned tails covered with signature salsa, Moustachili mustaroni maki taco, Maki smaki soroasiff serpentine dragon-sauce, Dragonfish tuna with Narkish pudding on the side. I really didn't mean to do it, my cooking fork just somehow got in my mouth.
DeleteAn apology? Of course. I apologize for calling you a machanmoni and a lot of other things. And I'm sorry for my last remark...you would actually taste good in one of my pies. There. I apologized.
DeleteYes. We can be friends now. And I was wrong, you are actually a Fillet Mignon, the prime steak of the dish.
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I object!
DeleteWhoever wrote this is bad,
ReplyDeleteand it is quite sad.
Whoever wrote this has bad poetry,
and it is quite contradictory
I don't mean to be rude,
But I am not in a good mood.
Whoever wrote this is annoying,
And if you find this poem boring,
Just bear with me,
and you will see,
Whoever wrote this is bad,
And it is quite sad.
Yes, you seem in a very bad mood...
DeleteI'll make him happy again! Salmon, Tuna, Swordfish, Iced Cream Blueberry Spinach, and so many other wonderful things!
Deleteeveryone calls me bad
Deleteand it is quite sad
you really are rude
for I am not in a good mood
everyone thinks me annoying
and they boring
you will not bear with me
until you see
that everyone calls me bad
and it is quite sad
Because you are bad, sammy from california
DeleteI object!
DeleteWhere's Sophia From Spain?
ReplyDeletewho knows
DeleteRabbity rabbit and mr. moooooooooo are both trolls.
Deleteare you calling a person who only said who knows, a troll
DeleteI object!
DeleteWhat a waste of rhythm.
ReplyDeleteI object!
DeleteThey are not a troll 👿
ReplyDeleteI object!
Deletewho said so?
DeleteWe do!
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Deletewhere is my glasses?
ReplyDeleteI object to this statement!
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DeleteDid you know that purell hand sanitizer calming lavender kills 99.99%of germs? That is why I'm named it
ReplyDeleteI object!
DeleteSorry to say this but still seriously?
ReplyDeleteI object!
DeleteGreat,I lost my phone again
ReplyDeleteI object!
Deletewhat a relief that you finally switched from Bear is Bad to Mr. Nekro is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteNot good I lost my gloves
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ReplyDeleteI object strongly to that proposition!
DeleteWOW!tiger has a wonderfully weird name
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