Profile: The Mantle

 I am the Mantle, the Chancellor of the Midnight Dagger. You may not believe me. But you are wrong. Your wrongness is so wrong, in fact, that it fills my entire office, and I must search for hours, digging deep in the mess, to find where I placed my response to this nonsense. Since I cannot find it, I will simply say this: you are wrong to the extreme. I am actually the Chancellor. Trust me, or not.

I am very factual. Fact checkers, including myself, have spent months trying to prove me wrong. All of them, still including myself, failed. My posts are flawless, and not a single contradiction has been perceived.

I must go now. Always value truth, and don't be a Nazgul.