Tiger interviews Fiatauroratale Finitus
On the top of the Jumblie Tree, in an eagle's nest, Fiatauroratale Finitus sat down with Tigertus Tiberius, the Second Lord of the Admiralty. Fireflies fluttered past, and bioluminescent butterflies gently floated around them. Down beneath a canopy of stars, with tree branches for walls, and a soft nest, they had an interview. Tiger : Good Midnight, Finitus. I hope you are doing well. Well enough, at least, to survive long enough for me to interview you. Finitus : Indeed, Tiger. I am doing quite well, in a rather impatient way. Please begin. I have a dozen other interviews to accomplish. Tiger : Yes of course. We will begin. Let us start with the most controversial part. They have called you an authoritarian imperialist. Do you deny it? Finitus : Who is they? And what business have they in calling me an authoritarian? Tiger : The people who are now calling for your denouncement. Finitus : Oh, those people. I see. Well, my only response is that if they can't tell the differenc...