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Porcupine on Underground Warfare

Underground warfare Analyzing the situation Before you go into the different types of underground warfare, you must first analyze your military situation. Here are some criteria for determining your situation: the soil, the time, the armies, resources, and weather. First, the soil. Soil can be classified as one of these: sand, sandy loam, loam, clay loam, sandy clay, clay, silty clay, silty clay loam, silt loam, and just silt. Here are some ways to evaluate which is best: 1.       From easiest to hardest to excavate, in order, sand, sandy loam, silt, silt loam, loam, sandy clay, silty clay loam, silty clay, clay loam, and clay. 2.       From the type that keeps its shape the best to the one that shifts the most, it is this order: clay, clay loam, silty clay, silty clay loam, loam, sandy clay, silt loam, sandy loam, silt, and sand. 3.       From the one that changes most because of water to the one tha...

Porcupine Reveals New Military Strategy

 Porcupine Reveals New Military Strategy and History By the Crown Porcupine has officially revealed his new military strategy. This includes harnessing all military capabilities of talking animals, such as underground burrowing abilities, flying, and stampeding in herds. Porcupine explained his process of accepting animals into the military. He starts by asking, "what can such and such an animal do? What are they very good at?" He then goes on to ask, "do we have a role for such and such an animal already?" If the answer is no, then he considers making a new position, going through a similar process. Currently, Porcupine has a vast array of different positions, being the most positioned person in parliament. As the commander in chief of the Unnatural Military, he controls the insect force, the underground force, the undersea force, the intelligence agency (he holds joint jurisdiction with serrate over intelligence) the rodent's military, the joint species milita...

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